i laughed too hard

i’d rather be addicted to cocaine, with an abusive parent and failing academically and socially than do marching band again

(Source: weheartit.com)

in english

teacher: jessica
jessica: here
teacher: ferris
teacher: ferriiisss
teacher: feris bueller?
me: it's his day off
class: ...................................
me thinking: holy shit i said the joke wrong that was the wrong movie i am such a loser
teacher: omg hahahahahahahaha
me: omg thank god

(Source: darkandchaos)

i am seriously going to be busy til 9 all week like holy shit at least i’m exempt omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get to miss the last days of school holler at me

ugh freshmen marching this week

8 more days of school 8 more days i can do it

sirthomasoftardis:

the-eleventh-blog:

claryfairchild:

I just realized that most of you guys don’t have a long weekend

no but we have the bbc

no but we have FREEDOM

(Source: thatbluebox)

Mark singing "The Party Song"

Mark: *whispers* Here we go, motherfuckers.
Mark: Doyouwanttocometoapartymyfriendspickedmeupintheirtruckat11:30thisthingsatafrathousebutpeoplearecooltherereluctantIfollowedbutIneverdreamedtherewouldbesomeonetherewhowouldcatchmyattentionIwasn'toutlookingforloveoraffectionsoIpayedmy3andthegirlsgotinfreeshinedthebeerfortequilaandweheadedintothepartyyyy! AndtheninthebackyardaterribleskabandsomeoneinthebackgroundwasdoingakegstandthisplaceissolameallthesegirlslookthesamealltheseguyshavenogameIwishIwouldhavestayedinmybedbackathomewatchingTValonewhereI'dputonsomepornorhavesexonthephonefarfrompeopleIhatedownfromanywherestatetryingtointoxicategirlstogivethemheadafterthepartyyyyy!
Mark: And then I saw her standing theeere, with green eyes and long blonde hair.

(Source: keep-austin-weird)

there is hope for us all.

blackwidowss:

everdeenmockingjay:

blnandrsn:

what　

omfg

lol i cant