offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

okdoufingerurself:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: heartscale)

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

(Source: stardust-to-dust)

flying-blades:

i still can’t believe she’s 39

flying-blades:

i still can’t believe she’s 39

(Source: mia-is-a-genius)

gay-guyz:

http://gay-guyz.tumblr.com

gay-guyz:

http://gay-guyz.tumblr.com

(Source: vroengard)

(Source: onlytwitterpics)

thatfunnyblog:

this episode changed me forever

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

mrhhkmbrlyy:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

Why do I not live in Canada ?!?!?!

(Source: adteachings)

(Source: nothingherebutrevenge)

fagflow:

beat ha ass foodnun!!

fagflow:

beat ha ass foodnun!!

cockblocksquad:

Me at school: honesty fuck white boys i hate them they’re problematic nasty ass-

*cute white boy walks past*

Me:

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(Source: channinglovesjoss)